So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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