Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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