You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
