I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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