I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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