took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
As shirtless as possible
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
