i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
