his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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