THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's official drugs can't kill me
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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