It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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