better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
