R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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