i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
