some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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