Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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