Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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