3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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