I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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