but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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