it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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