Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
FUCK WHALES
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