Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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