Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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