so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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