i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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