Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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