so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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