My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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