and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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