dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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