On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
be right there i have to get my cape
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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