Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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