He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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