Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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