I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She's the barista slut.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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