Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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