How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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