I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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