you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
