We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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