sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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