Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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