It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I had to cum in my sink.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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