Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I want to have your abortion
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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