I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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