HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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