sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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