She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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