I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
this boner is exhausting
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
