I cockslap morals
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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