if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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